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Horny Thief Tales Review

Reviewed: 2015-01-23
Quick site rank and complete review of Horny Thief Tales | Categories: Legal Teens, European, Reality

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Our Rating: 77/100

Quality of Content: 21/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 5/10

Content Variety: 7/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 2/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For HornyThiefTales

User Rating: 51/100 - based on 34 votes.

Price & Payment Options

30 Days


Standard price: $29.95 (30 days, recurring at $29.95 / 30 days)

90 Days


Standard price: $59.95 (90 days, recurring at $59.95 / 90 days)

365 Days


Standard price: $99.95 (365 days, non recurring)

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Tour Promises

HornyThiefTales.com promises original tales of thieves breaking into houses to get a piece of ass, hot girls seduced by burglars, video downloads, photosets, bonus sites and more.

My Opinion About HornyThiefTales

If nothing else, I have to admit that Horny Thief Tales is an original concept, at least for a porn site. I know plenty of women with fantasies about being fucked by strangers who break into their homes and the videos on this site make these fantasies come to life. Now, I probably wouldn't go around trying this out in real life because I doubt that anyone would take kindly to it, but it's all done in the name of fun, fantasy and pleasure here and there is more action to be found from all the additional bonus sites, as well.

HornyThiefTales is part of the 1PassForAllSites network and you get complete access to 29 sites when you join either an individual site like this one, or the pass. The content is all exclusive throughout and while a lot of the sites feature teen hardcore themes, there are some like TrickyOldTeacher and HornyInHospital that have a kinky fantasy element similar to Horny Thief Tales. You'll also find live cams, but these don't appear to be free and you'll also notice some ads on the members' page.

The organization is clean, but there aren't a lot of search features. Basically, you can sift through the scenes by date or rating. There is a model list, but this turns up girls from the entire network and not just from this one site. There are no categories to explore scenes by model features like big tits or even by type of hardcore. With 53 scenes so far, it's not like the site is hard to browse, but as the site grows I can foresee the need for better and more specific search terms and features. Unfortunately, the site may take a while to become a sizeable collection. Over the last month or so there have been no updates. Even before this time the update schedule was a bit slow in adding one to two movies a month. At this point it's hard to tell whether the folks running the site have merely taken time off for the December holiday season because some of the network sites also have an issue with slow and sporadic updates.

In any case, the episodes currently offered will give you a rise if you enjoy the fantasy element along with pretty and young European models. The big benefit is that the quality of the content is good. Each episode comes with a description and a set of photos that you can check out. You can run a timed slideshow or flip through the gallery on your own and there are .zip downloads for the full sets, as well. The pictures are bright and clean looking and basically the shots follow the video action, which means that you don't get a series of solo shots of each girl. However, you do get shots of the babes getting down and dirty and these are terrific 1200x800 shots that some of you might like to save.

Videos are only offered in WMV format, which strikes me as a bit old school. I'd love the site to offer MP4 formats, but at least you get a low and high quality to choose from. Of course, there are streams, but if you prefer to save only your favourite moments from each film then you can also download clips that are roughly two minutes long. Full episodes average around 25 minutes, but the best quality is merely 2000kbps, 832x468, which isn't really HD. Still, sound and image is still pretty good even if not super sharp. Some films have a bit of dialgue, but there aren't English subtitles. Fortunately, the burglars don't do a whole lot of talking as they sneak into bedrooms and undress these horny chicks. I felt that the theme could have been better executed with increased tension, but the site is what it is and while there is plenty of hardcore, the actually fantasies are intended to be playful and fun.

Final Verdict

Horny Thief Tales doesn't promise HD videos and it doesn't deliver them either. This isn't a big problem, though. The films are professionally shot and clear. The bigger issue is that WMV is the only format that you can download. The format is great for watching on your computer, but I'd love to see some MP4 options to view on other devices. In any case, the updates schedule is slow and I have no idea when you'll be able to expect the next scene, but with 29 teen hardcore sites at your beck and call, it's not as if this membership won't keep your cock happy while you wait.

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